Wednesday, September 07, 2005

三角与八角

是不是越觉得日子很枯燥了呢?我来说个笑话给你听好吗?(我也快闷得发霉了!)

这趣事是发生在我很小的时候..... 有听过‘八角’这种香料吗?也许有人已经知道这故事了,因我曾在土阿妈的留言里简约的说过。但详细的故事是这样的....

很久很久以前,一个风和日丽的下午...

阿妈:“妹啊,去上面阿婆的那间杂货店帮妈妈买三角钱的五香粉去。”

阿妹:“哦,好的。”

谁都知道那阿婆是出了名的怪脾气。

阿婆(福建话):“要什么?”

阿妹:“我阿妈要三角钱的五香粉。”

阿婆:“oh boh liao ! bog liao ! puik gak ai-mai ?!(喔.. 没了!没了!八角要不要?)”

阿妹:“吓?!我要三角的.....” 阿婆没等我说完就插嘴了。

阿婆(不耐烦了):“boh liao lar ! puik gak ai-mai?! puik gak ! uh puik gak nia !!(没了啦!八角要不要?!八角!有八角罢了!)”

阿妹:“..... em-mai !!(不要!).... ”

阿妹:“妈啊,阿婆不卖三角但要买八角啦!这老太婆真坏...”

阿妈:“?????”

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Jason said...

淡边人讲八毛的咯!

shiaulin said...

wo educated ppl say 八角 wan... hahaha :pbpbpb

Maria said...

I sometime 八毛, sometime 八角, but seriouly never encounter something like you hahaha...

Jason said...

好咯! 我读得书少,你不好骗我!

shiaulin said...

maria, anyway in hokkien that's no different between 毛 and 角, we only pronouce 'gak'... and the old lady said in hokkien..so u know lar...

wei jason, read carefully baru comment lar.. :p

Milly said...

wahahhaa.....LOL...!

funny n great joke..gotta tell mamibee bout htis joke..

domesticgoddess said...

eventhough already read in maria's comment, but still! very funny ahahahah! ROTFLOL!

shiaulin said...

milly, go go.. go cheer ur mom ;)

DG, me really that funny meh ?? :(
anyway its really THAT funny :D

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