Thursday, September 15, 2005

Great joke

Got an email from friend with this funny joke, just wanna share it out...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

muahahaha!!!!
a GOOD ONE

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May said...

Wahahaha... had come across this funny jokes once... Really funny~

Maria said...

this uncle so cooooooooooooooool...LOL...

shiaulin said...

may & maria, cool hor the ah pek's answer! come lets laugh together !!

*ROTFLOL*

SooHK said...

a real funny one....

sexymama said...

That was good. Must remember that when I stare at people for standby (with variation of course) :)

shiaulin said...

Soo, if saw a teen with black and white stripe, I wonder is his mum a zebra! :p

sexymama, thanx for dropping by. haha.. zebra, tiger, giraffe ???? haha...

Anonymous said...

Drop on by and browse through a huge archive of joke riddles

This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"

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