Just now while I was putting lotion on Xuan's leg after bathe him, his hand touched on his birdie.
Xuan: "Bird-bird."
Mummy: "是咯，为什么摸？" (Yeah loh, why touch it?)
Xuan: "“不要摸，等下bird-bird飞掉！"” (Cannot touch, later bird-bird fly away!)
Mummy: "哈哈...… bird-bird 飞去哪里？"” (HahaÂ… bird-bird fly where?)
Xuan: "“飞去KL。"” (no more 飞去做工anymore :p) (Fly to KL)
Mummy: "吓？去KL啊？"” (Huh? To KL arr?)
Xuan: "“我喜欢blue color bird-bird."” (I like blue color bird-bird)
Mummy: "“Blue color bird-bird? Blue bird??!!Â"
ROTFLOL (I wonder why that is so many nice colors there but he chosen BLUE)
FYI, 'blue bird' when speak in dialect Hokkien = 'lan-jiao' means 'dick'. It usually use for scolding people, a fowl language.
6 comments:
not BIG BIRD from Sesame Street?
Ooops.. beware he dye his pubic hair to blue in the future.. :P
not till the last line... ROTFLOL... hahaha... make sure he don't colour his birdie like 蜡笔小新。
我笑了很久还是想不到一个所以然来解释你儿子的灵感来源。
你的儿子真的是可爱到让人没有办法……
轩言轩语继续来！
wah lau...where your child learn all these from!?!?
egghead,
I not yet introduce bird bird to him leh, cos i haven't found my sesame street's VCD collection leh, forgot where i keep those liao :p
zaramom,
无眼看咯。
maria,
I wonder will he do that when he grow older?? haha...
greenapple,
谢谢！轩轩有时的确很令人伤脑筋的叻。
cockroach,
not u the one who taught him wan meh?? :p
milly,
get ready to face ur future child ya :)
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